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                                              《狂犬吠墓》第一章
      爷爷是吃人民币自杀的。在上个世纪的新社会,政策放宽了,我们全家人都活了下来。你知道,若是在清王朝我祖辈就完了,单凭糟踏货币这罪名也得满门抄斩。作为地主爷爷到‘八个政策’发放后他冻结的财产有一部分解冰,虽然冻了二十多年也得了不少数目,谁知这老家伙回到家对我奶奶说,把那些纸给我拿出来!我要好好喝几盅──唉!全都给我呗。翌日,我奶奶上街找他时,发现街上躺着的老祖头子的大肠没了,听酒店掌柜的王爷说,他还没断气就有人在旁等着啦,老太太您不知道,要不是天黑得晚,胃都没了。我猜想那个分我爷爷肠子的家伙一定学过解剖学,否则怎么会搞得这么准呢?那王爷还说,他当时至少吃了五万块钱啊,特快!一会儿工夫就没了,像吃千张似的,我王老五一辈子可没见过这么多钱啊,都忘记劝他了……再说大伙都等着分他肠子呢。我奶奶想借些钱把爷爷的空肠给买回来,有个全尸,可去哪借这么多钱啊,没人理我们家,就是有五百万也没用,知道那些分肠子的家伙是要挨枪子的。那时的法律已很严了,那时的五万块钱可值钱,我们家就这么完了。没过多久,我奶奶也吃了两枚袁大头。
      据说事隔不久,小镇上的钱都臭哄哄,可能是我爷爷肠子里的。
     

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